24 Hours Later CNN still brings the goods, at some point I may switch news providers, but for now its so simple from where I'm sitting.
(these links are all currently displayed on www.cnn.com front page as of 6:05 Tuesday, March 25th)
1. Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kills Wife
Deepwater Man Fatally Shoots Wife While Installing Satellite TV
This person was drilling a hole in their wall to install a satellite dish, and he just couldnt get through. So he used a handgun. The only problem being that his wife was on the other side of the wall and he killed her. Now on first glance this seems like a Darwin Awards nominee. But I think he tried to kill her, honestly, what are the chances that she would be outside of the wall. Unless he said honey, will you see if this drills straight through. Actually now im torn, he is either crazy like a fox, or a sad dummy.
2. Stubborn Homeowners Live By Oozing Volcano
The best part of this is the picture. They honestly live in the middle of a lava floe in hawaii.
In recent weeks the lava has gotten worse, their house may be incinerated, awesome. I feel like this is a movie too, cept the something much worse emerges from the volcano, something no one expected...something that will kill these people in the first 12 minutes of the movie as they galavant around their lava decks in their lava homes.
3. Miss Bimbo site allows young players to compete to become the hottest bimbo in the world (online)
You would not believe how much energy it took to prevent me from becoming the biggest bimbo in the interwebs. And this quote kills me...(paraphrased)
"people have ignored the positive aspects of the game...what about the sudoku challenges, what about loving your bimbo, sending your bimbo to college."
-The Game Creator
Equally bizarre is the CNN anchors, who arent supposed to have an opinion, ANCHORS not commentators, going nuts over it, calling it ridiculous and not right.
If you find a bimbo on there called Dani, its probably not me, but if its really tall and has beautiful brown hair...maybe.......
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Another Edition of Thats The News? Really?
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CNN anchors always seem to inject a little moralizing into their news don't they?
If I want to play The Sims all day in my Darth Maul boxers, who are they to judge?
and has a grammy; those CNN anchors should be thrown off the boat without a NET..think that wold WORK? as for the people in lavaland...would a lavalamp help? or hurt? or are you too young to remember them? oh well. now for the bimbo game.. you could do the bimbolimbo?
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